"I feel slightly aroused after pooping...."-Anonymous

Hello all. It's been years since last we met. I'm updating becuase Johnny told me too, and I do as Johnny says. Heh heh. We could make it into a game! Instead of "Simon Says" it will be "Johnny Says." Hmm....that could get awfully interesting. Anywho, I kinda forget what I've done since the last time I updated. It was crazy, I'll tell you that much! I've seen lots of movies, I've had lots of weird dreams, I've hung out with lots of people, and I've worked a lot. I messed up at work really badly last week sometime. 'Twas horrendous. Then I slept over Darcy's house, and it was a fun time. Woo! My aunt is moving down here...I might've already told you that. Yea, I think I did. Well, she was down here the other night with my cousins and we were watching the Democratic National Convention. Babs was getting so excited about the balloons that were going to fall from the ceiling at the end of it. It was pretty funny! She got the dog all riled up too! And we all know what happens when Buddy gets all riled up....ahem.

Well, now I'm getting badgered by my sisters to go help them wrap my dad's birthday presents. I suppose I should get to doing that or something before my YOUNGER sister Lindsey starts flipping out. That's a scary sight. But she's younger! I don't get it. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, EVERYONE!