Clocks

You know that trippy clock I mentioned yesterday, kids? Well, I've got a humorous story to tell about it. At least I find it funny. Maybe you will too.

Well, a few weeks ago, I asked Mr. C if I could have his old clock because he had gotten a new one. He said that he would ask the person who brought it in if they still wanted it and if they didn't then I could have it. Several days later, he gave the trippy clock to me, which absolutley made my day. In fact, I loved it so much that I carried it around with me for the rest of the day. I even brought it to lunch with me. Now, on that particular day I had Spanish long period. As I walked into the classroom after lunch, Lauren's boyfriend,Dave, asked "Why do you have a clock?" I stopped dead in my tracks, not really sure what to say. I mean, how many people ask you that? But then again, how many people carry a clock around? After standing there glaring at Dave for a few minutes, I said, "BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!" and then ran to my seat. Ahh, it's funny how people rub off on you. Anywho, after leaving many of my classmates in awe, I went back to my work as if nothing had happened. The End.

I hope you enjoyed that. Hahah, I know Dave didn't. Teehehehe. Well, today we are getting our chickens. Hooray! I love chickens. I wonder what I should name mine? If you guys have any suggestions, tell me!! I want it to be a groovey, spiffy, and original name because it's a chicken! Weeeee. You will all have to come over and see them soon. If you don't.....umm...I don't know what I will do. Until next time!

I'm going to leave you with some Mr. Rogers. This is my imitation of him:

*sits on a chair and crosses legs. Begins to untie one shoe. Speaks in a mockery of Mr. Rogers' voice*
Before we go, I'd like to talk about what we're gonna do tomorrow. It gives you a nice feeling when you know what to expect, now doesn't it? *Bursts into child's song*