Harry Potter and more evil poems...
Here are some more limericks from that evil Mzatthew. Perhaps I'll just stop updating this altogether and only put the cruel and unusual poems Mzatt writes about me in here. Or maybe I won't. You will never know. MWHAHAHA.
Rtist: let me tell u agin about katie,
shes a really messed up young lady
but i make up these rhyms,
to help pass tha time,
and now she keeps tellin me shes hates me....
Rtist: theres a place that everyone knows,
where all the british cons go,
n with all its perfections,
it captured tha affections
of a genius and a screwed up young ho
Rtist: every limerick ive made up was a lie,
i didnt mean to make katie cry,
now she says to my face
she aint been to 2nd base
and closes it up with a sigh*
Rtist: katie thought she could write about me;
a limerick, of all things to be!
and tho she is cute
and sexy to boot,
whether or not itll happen we'll just hafta see...
All of those except for the last one were about me being a ho/whore/slut, etc. I don't think that was very nice, but the fact that Matt takes the time (which he has way too much of, if I do say so myself) to make up a poem about that, it just moves me like there is no tomorrow. *sarcastic* But, they are still pretty funny...and clever..and witty..and if they were about anyone else than I'd actually admit that I liked them.
I went to go see Harry Potter today with Darcy, Deirdre, Matt, and Darcy's sister and cousin. It was phemomenal, definitley the best of the movies so far. 'Tis a shame that Richard Harris had to croak right in the middle of all of this, because the new Dumbledore was kind of weird...he wasn't bad, it was just different I suppose. The whole movie was different from the previous ones, but it was still really good. I think I'm going to read my Harry Potter books again because they never fail to bring me joy.
Rtist: let me tell u agin about katie,
shes a really messed up young lady
but i make up these rhyms,
to help pass tha time,
and now she keeps tellin me shes hates me....
Rtist: theres a place that everyone knows,
where all the british cons go,
n with all its perfections,
it captured tha affections
of a genius and a screwed up young ho
Rtist: every limerick ive made up was a lie,
i didnt mean to make katie cry,
now she says to my face
she aint been to 2nd base
and closes it up with a sigh*
Rtist: katie thought she could write about me;
a limerick, of all things to be!
and tho she is cute
and sexy to boot,
whether or not itll happen we'll just hafta see...
All of those except for the last one were about me being a ho/whore/slut, etc. I don't think that was very nice, but the fact that Matt takes the time (which he has way too much of, if I do say so myself) to make up a poem about that, it just moves me like there is no tomorrow. *sarcastic* But, they are still pretty funny...and clever..and witty..and if they were about anyone else than I'd actually admit that I liked them.
I went to go see Harry Potter today with Darcy, Deirdre, Matt, and Darcy's sister and cousin. It was phemomenal, definitley the best of the movies so far. 'Tis a shame that Richard Harris had to croak right in the middle of all of this, because the new Dumbledore was kind of weird...he wasn't bad, it was just different I suppose. The whole movie was different from the previous ones, but it was still really good. I think I'm going to read my Harry Potter books again because they never fail to bring me joy.


1 Comments:
Yes, that certainly was the best Harry Potter movie yet...about time those crazy movie people got it right.
Hahahaha, Stella wrote this:
ytt,
I think we should make 'ytt' into and actual word....
ytt: n. a whore named Katie
Tehehehehehe, I like the lymeric about Australia...
-la darc
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