SLOTHS

I officially declare my love for sloths. And John Smith. I think Mel Gibson is so much more attractive as a cartoon. *Dreamy Sigh* I'm watching Pocahontas right now, in case you didn't get that already. Yes, so anyway sloths. They are pretty funny. I am yet to see one, but I'm going to go look up a picture of one later on. My dad was telling me this humorous story earlier. He came into the house, all excited because he was going to show me this knife that he found in a field when he was a kid. He has all of this memorabiela from his childhood and he gets all happy when we let him talk about it. So, he was telling us how he used to play in these fields as a kid, and how one day he found a knife, just sticking up in the ground.. He never knew who that knife belonged to, but he said, "I always had an idea of who owned it. One day, we heard a 'Splat, splat' coming from up in this tree, and we saw *inserts some random person's name who I forget now here* sitting up there, taking a poop!" I laughed, and laughed and laughed when he told me this. I don't know why, but it was so funny at the time. It made me wonder about my father. It also reminded me of a sloth, because I know that they only get out of their trees every two weeks to poop. Hahahaha. Well, I'm off to go find a picture of a sloth now. OPERATION STEALTH IS BEING PUT INTO ACTION IN APPROXIMATLEY EIGHT HOURS AND TWENTY THREE MINUTES!!! HOOOOOOOORAY!