"I feel slightly aroused after pooping...."-Anonymous

Hello all. It's been years since last we met. I'm updating becuase Johnny told me too, and I do as Johnny says. Heh heh. We could make it into a game! Instead of "Simon Says" it will be "Johnny Says." Hmm....that could get awfully interesting. Anywho, I kinda forget what I've done since the last time I updated. It was crazy, I'll tell you that much! I've seen lots of movies, I've had lots of weird dreams, I've hung out with lots of people, and I've worked a lot. I messed up at work really badly last week sometime. 'Twas horrendous. Then I slept over Darcy's house, and it was a fun time. Woo! My aunt is moving down here...I might've already told you that. Yea, I think I did. Well, she was down here the other night with my cousins and we were watching the Democratic National Convention. Babs was getting so excited about the balloons that were going to fall from the ceiling at the end of it. It was pretty funny! She got the dog all riled up too! And we all know what happens when Buddy gets all riled up....ahem.

Well, now I'm getting badgered by my sisters to go help them wrap my dad's birthday presents. I suppose I should get to doing that or something before my YOUNGER sister Lindsey starts flipping out. That's a scary sight. But she's younger! I don't get it. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, EVERYONE!

There is something pink, long, dead, and gross outside on my walkway.  I just caught a glimpse of this horrid sight when I ran my dog out a few moments ago.  I wonder what unfortunate  creature had this certain internal organ ripped out of its body.  It was a pretty nasty looking thing.  I hope it wasn't my kitty who did it.
 
In other news, all of my chickens have been found dead.  This took place sometimes last week.  I believe it was Wednesday.  My dad thought that the time was right to put the chickies into the coop way out back.  Not even a week after doing this, he discovered the five of them to all be dead.  Apparently, something dug a hole into the coop, and murdered all of my chickens!! *sob*  Poor things...RIP chickens!  You shall be missed. 
 
Moving on, I saw all of "The Ring" the other night at Darcy's house.  Caragh, Becca, and I dined at the Sly household, eating delicious pizza and mozarella sticks.  Yum!  Following this scrumptious meal, we watched the horrible movie.  I had to do this. I just had to.  I mean, I've been terrified of it for over a year now, and it was time to overcome my fear of it.  So, I watched it.  But it was horrible!! I kept screaming and flipping out during the whole entire thing...I really thought I was going to throw up.  Caragh and Becca told me that I was like a black person in a movie theater, which was extremely amusing.  I calmed down after a while, but I was still really scared.  But I'm glad I watched it, because now I am no longer afraid of it. Woo!! I think the ending ruined its scariness....it was pretty stupid the way she came out of the television.  But whatever, I don't care.  I'll never watch it again, and I don't have to worry about it anymore!! Other things accomplished during that night:  Caragh and I decided that our names for Confirmation would be Caragh and Katie...her taking MY name and me taking HER name.  Aren't we clever? 
 
Yesterday, I went over to Becca's house with Darcy, Johnny, and Tim.  It was a hoop-dee-doo of a time.  We watched "I Love the 90's" for about four hours.  I have to say, it is pretty good, but I enjoyed "I Love the 80's" more.  Maybe it's because I love the 80's.  Who knows? 
 
Today, I woke up late, and embarked on an incredible journey with my mother.  We went to Cumberland Farms to get some ice for my sister.  We saw this kid who was working in there picking his nose through the window, and we laughed a lot.  Then she made ME go in and get the ice, and it was so hard to pay for it without laughing.  After that, we dropped it off and went to Blockbuster, where a funny thing happened.  I was bugging Kathleen for candy.  I don't know why I just referred to my mother as Kathleen, but I did, and there's nothing you can do about it. HA!  Well, she wouldn't get me candy, even though I said I'd pay her back.  After being a nuisance, and still not persuading her to get me candy, the commercial with the Rolling Stones song "You Can't Always Get What You Want" came on those TVs in Blockbuster.  We started cracking up while waiting in line to purchase whatever we were getting.  I think the people their thought us a wee bit wacky.  Haha.  I think at one point I started begging in Spanish.  And she STILL didn't let me get candy.  Tsk, tsk.  Well, following this, we returned to our home planet.  I ate a wholesome dinner and then watched "Once Upon a Forest" with Kelly.  It was so grand.  I've been hunting for this movie for about two years!  I could never think of the name of that flipping movie, and then recently Brianne D, who is a Godsend, figured it out!!  So, I rented it, watched it, realized that the appeal it had to me as a child kinda wore off, decided that it was still a good movie, and was satisfied.  Yee-haw. 
 
And now I'm talking to awesome people, listening to the noises of reality television playing behind me.  I think I'm going to be on a reality show someday.  Actually, I won't.  I don't know why I even bothered saying that.  Ridonkulous, I tell you, ridonkulous.

Heh, heh...

Holy Bejezus!! This is weird, and updated! I can chose a new font and everything on this!  This is crazy, cool, convenient, yet also extremely unneccessary.  But I'm not complaining!  Look, now it's really little!! Whoa!  If I were talking this entry instead of typing it, this is the part where my voice would go all high and squeaky! Hehehe.  Whoa, now it is humungo!  I'm going to take over the world! Lalala! Okay, enough of that.  So, yesterday was a pretty good day....actually REALLY good! Heh, heh.  You will never know....NEVER! Hehehehehhehehe.  I worked at the church in the morning, went home to chaos and confusion, and went to work at the grocery store that I work at.  There was a little kid with a mullet there. Haha.  I'm actually starting to kinda like it there...I'm getting used to it! Hooray!!  I came home, had a really, really, good time, talked to Darcy from about 10:30 'till just a few minutes ago.  Darcy is quite the pal.  I think I'm going to visit Miss Jessica tomorrow before I go to work.  I'm so glad her surgery went alright! Hooray!  Hmmm...what else to write about?  I'm snoozy, but I feel awesome....life is good as of right now.
 
The lions from "The Lion King" are attractive...and that's all I'm going to say.

Television is a horrible, horrible thing.

I'm so snoozy right now! Does anyone else feel like hitting certain celebrities on the head with a frying pan sometimes? I do. But not all of them. I am still yet to see an episode of "I Love the 90's." But it's all good. Hmmm....today I went to work at 9, found out that they weren't in the office when they told me to be there, left a message on their answering machine, went home, got a call from the church, and went back in from 9:30 'til 12:00. I woke up at 6:47 though because my dog was causing quite a ruckus downstairs. I couldn't fall back asleep, because I was happy. Things are never that bad when you can't fall asleep because you are happy. Hehe.

After work, my mom took me to the South Shore Plaza to do some shopping. I got a good deal at the Weathervane because of its going out of business...stuff. I got a pair of pants and a shirt for about 20 dollars. Ahhh, I love bargains. I think I've written about that before. Who knows. Who cares. I don't. Haha. Field hockey was cancelled because of the inclement weather, which bummed me out because I was really pumped about playing today. Oh well. There's always next week. Rararara. Ehhhh, I think that's about all I've got to say!! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

There is a cookie wrapper stuck in my sock right now...

Hiya all! How is everyone? Ehehe, yesterday was such a grand day!! Hopefully there will be more like that to come. Heh, heh!
I worked for three hours, which was somewhat disastrous. Someone's credit card got stuck in the conveyor belt thing. *dies* Haha. I guess I'm getting used to it. *Shrug* Just a really cool day.

I don't really have much else to say right now...I'm working tomorrow from 9-12 at the church, so WOO HOO. By the way everyone, yesterday was Darcy's last treatment for her former thyroid, so yay! Keep her in your prayers!! And also, pray for Lady Jessica, who's going in for surgery tomorrow. I love you Jess! You'll be fine! I know you will!! You'll pull through it! And we will watch I Love the 90's sometime this week. That's about all folks...see ya'll around! :-D

Panties

I'm in a chipper mood on this lovely Sunday morning! I worked yesterday. Blah, it didn't go much better...I'm still really slow, and it aggravates me a lot. Oh well. I guess I'll get used to it. Anyways, after work, my dad took me, Kelly, and Bridget out to Friendly's for dinner because we were the only three home. Wooo-hoo! After much chaos and confusion, I met up at the mall with Carolina and Jana, which was a fun time!! Carolina had this card thing that enabled us to get free undies from Victoria's Secret! I was going to get a thong, just to be stupid and immature, but I got really grossed out at the thought of just having one in my possession, so instead I just got some crazie panties that have lots of pink and polka dots on them!!! In addition to getting free undies, I found out that my butt isn't as big as I thought it was!! As we looked at the selection of panties that we could choose from, I was going on about how I'd need a large size. One of the ladies working there looked at me and said "Oh, no, you'd defintley be a medium!" "Really?" I asked. "My mom always buys me large!" "What size pants do you wear?" she wanted to know. "Ummm....a seven or an eight?" "Yes, you'd definitley be a medium!" "Thanks! I'll be sure to tell my mother that so she doesn't buy me big panties anymore!" The worker chuckled. I'm quite excited that my butt is smaller than I had originally thought!

Butts gross me out so much, and I hate them a lot. I wish I didn't have one. Don't ask me how that would work. Hmm...what else can I bore you all with? The Weathervane is going out of business, THANK GOD! I hate that store so much...it's always filled with nothing but teeny boppers!! But it's cool, because everything in there is a lot cheaper now, so I might actually purchase something from there once I have money. I love sales..they make me really happy!! But I do hate shopping sometimes. It's weird. I really have to be in the mood for it, or else I won't have fun. *shrug* I'm an odd duckling!

Oh boy!

Jesus

Caragh and I make the best Jesus jokes ever. Just a few moments ago, we were talking about how grand it would be if there were Jesus smiley faces for AOL Instant Messanger. Caragh, being the creative lass that she is, made me this lovely piece of art that won't post on here!! But it was this really funny Jesus smiley face...she added long brown hair to the angel one. Hahhaa.

I started work at that grocery store place. It was alright, I guess. I wasn't crazy about it. They threw me right on the cash register, which frustrated me a little bit because I really didn't know what I was supposed to do, with it being my first day and all. The girl I was working with was really nice though, and the people were extremely patient, which was good. Haha, I was working in the express line, which at times was the longest line in the whole store! Stupid me, operating a cash register. What is the world coming to!?

As I was leaving, I ran into my aunt, Babs, whom a lot of you have met now. I was excited, because this is the second day in a row that I've seen her!! It turns out that she IS going to be moving down here, which makes me really happy! So she's been looking at places down here a lot, and she hopes to be moving before the end of the summer. Yay! I went out to the car, where my mom and my dear cousin Meghan awaited me. Dear Lord! I don't think I can remember how Meg spells her name!! AHHH!!! Well, anyway, we picked up my grandma, went home, and then went out to the 99 for din-din. 'Twas delicious.

Woo, it's hot in this here room!! So anyways...LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...don't ask. MWAHAHHAHA. Hmmm....I don't really have much to say. But do I ever? The other day I was making my delicious dip that I didn't really invent but take the credit for it anyways, and it uses sour cream. My mom said as I was dining, "Let me see the date on that sour cream." She started laughing hysterically, and I looked at the container, and apparently it had expired about five days before. Oh well. It tasted alright to me! I think I need some wa-wa.

Oh my dear lord. I just did a 300 question survery I got from Katie H.'s live journal AND I DELETED IT! Oh well. It isn't the end of the world I guess. FEH! I bought two new shirts today. Hooray! I start my new job tomorrow. Should be interesting. Haha. Well that's all there is for me to say here, I guess. Oh, and I'd like to apologize for that previous blog entry. Hahah, I was a raving lunatic yesterday. Sorry everyone! And thank you Caragh and Johnny Perfume for making me feel better by leaving nice comments. I appreciate it!!! I shall end this by saying LIST! MWAHAHHHA

Doom!

This morning I awoke, writhing in my bed due to the Cramps of Death. It's times like these when I just want to rip out my uterus, stomp on it as hard as I possibly can, chuck it at a person of the male sex, and yell "HERE! HAVE FUN!" Unfortunatley, I do not hold the power to do so. My God, it is absolutley dreadful having cramps in the summer. It just makes the whole entire thing even more unbearable and disgusting than it already is. I'm sorry to complain, because I know there is much worse pain than this. I've maneuvered my body into positions I didn't even know I could do in an attempt to make this relentless pain go away, but NOOOOO! Does it go away? Nope. It's still here! And this angers me to no extent! Ahhh, isn't PMS a wonderful thing? NOT!

I'm on a roll with whining and complaining so I'm just going to keep going. NOTHING WILL STOP ME TODAY! I'm lonely! Yes, that's right. Lonely. I don't even know why. Well, I do. I don't think I'll ever date again for fear of losing a really good friend. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of feeling like this. It's not even bad! Why do I make such a flipping big deal out of stupid little things!? Gah, I hate it!! I have nothing to complain about, yet here I am, moaning, whining, and acting like a spoiled little baby. When I think of what some of the people I know have endured in their lives, I find it amazing that they still have the ability to smile. And there's me, sitting here, complaining about nothing I have to complain about, because my life is absolutley fine, I just don't appreciate what I have nearly as much as I should. AND I'M SO CONFUSED I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE!!!!!! Feh! I give up!!! And also, I HATE CRAMPS WITH THE BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND FIERY SUNS!!! PERIODS CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE!

I scored a goal at my game tonight. :)

Wedding Manequins in a Grocery Store?

I'm kind of irked right now. Actually, REALLLY IRKED! But I had a superb weekend! On Sunday, Lady Becca and I made our way down to Mashpee to visit with our dear friend, KATIE H!!!! Oh, I love this song thats on the radio!!! I'm not going to tell you what it is though...you'll have to ask me. Mwahahha. Well, back to Katie's house. We got there, and hung out at the Hakala Residence for a wee bit. After a few hours of hanging out there and running through her neighbor's sprinklers *scandalous*, we headed off for this cool little secluded beach, where the Fringeless One and I got very sunburned, where as Becca didn't get too fried and she didn't even put on sunscreen! Haha, it was funny, the back of Katie's and my legs were all red because we were lying on our stomachs, looking at a magazine. Hehe, "sound machine." ANYWHO! We went back to Katie's house where we rinsed off and then her mom dropped us off to the 99, where we had a splendid time!!! We had this cool waiter named Rich who we made conversation with. He liked Katie H. so much that he asked her if she wanted more ice-tea. The only thing was she didn't have any to begin with! RARARARA! Well, after pigging out on the All-Star appetizer plate, french fries, and enormous desserts, we walked through the lovely Mashpee Commons and this old weird guy started talking to us...I think he had coffee...it was bizarre. Anyways, we went to the movies and saw Spiderman 2. Tobey McGuire is hot in his Spiderman oufit, as a geek, and as that other guy. He's just hot. And James Franco is always crying. But he's still pretty cute anyway. There was a guy choking a few rows away from us. I wanted to use the skills I acquired from CPR class at school and say "ARE YOU ALRIGHT, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" shaking him violently. Unfortunatley for me but fortunate for him, he stopped choking. After the movie, we waited outside for Katie's parents, and we laughed and laughed and laughed. I don't even remember what we were laughing at. But whatever it was, it was hilarious. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that the trunk door of Becca's mom's car fell on Becca when we were putting my stuff in. I laughed a lot when that happened. Haha. Okay, so we went to the grocery store after the movies, and we goofed off in there, showing off our sunburnt legs, and taking pictures with the manequins in Stop and Shop. WHY ARE THEIR WEDDING MANEQUINS IN A GROCERY STORE!? 'Twas a good time. We went to Katie's house, went to sleep after talking for a while and then woke up. It was pouring out yesterday, but we went to the Mashpee Commons despite the inclement weather. We went to Hyannis Sound later last night, which was awesome as usual. Umm...then we went home, and made hemp bracelets. Becca's anklet came out very interesting. Haha. Then we became snoozy heads and went to sleep. This morning, we met my mom and she took Becca and I home. I got my work permit to commence my employment at Trucchi's. Hmmm....well, the day kind of got sucky after I got home. But I have a field hockey game tonight, which I'm looking forward to. It'll be good to see everyone once again. Yay! Well, I guess that's about all I have to say....yes. With that I shall leave you with saying a very merry unbirthday to each and every one of you.

I just realized that all of the above was one whole entire paragraph. How disgusted I am with myself. No one's going to want to read that long jumble of mess and rambling! Oh well, I do feel better after writing it. Hooray for feeling better.

Ms. Pacman, Notebooks, and Peter Pan

Was anyone else so petrified of that thunder and lightning last night that they were paralyzed? When I awoke at 4:30 this morning to the lovely sound of pouring rain and the booming of thunder, my first thought was "Hooray! A thunderstorm!" It was really cool for the first half hour or so that I was awake. I just laid there, gazing out my window watching the constant lighting. I really thought I was going to be okay, and so when my dad came into my room and asked if I wanted to go in him and my mom's room with everyone else, I said no. He warned me that I should move my head away from the window, but I was having fun watching the storm so I didn't. Well, it got to the point where the cracks of thunder were almost deafening and the flashes of lighting almost blinded me. I decided to take my dad's advice and move away from mi ventana, but I was so afraid that I couldn't move. I wanted to go into their room, but I couldn't even turn around on my own bed, never mind walk ten feet down the hall into my parents' room! Haha. I don't know what it was; I was extremely freaked out! Haha.

Today, I woke up, went for a brief swim, took a shower, and then I went to the movies with Matt. Hooray!! I made him take me to go see "The Notebook." It was a pretty good movie, I guess. It made me horribly lonely though! Haha. Before we went to the mall, we set this box turtle he rescued from the road this morning free into this little wooded area that the Taunton River runs through Then we went to the mall, watched the movie while making fun of it, and got food. We saw this guy playing Ms. Pacman in the food court, and every time he lost he flipped out! You'd hear this smack, which was him slapping his hand down on the game, and he looked like he was ready to either cry or kill someone. We finished our healthy and nutritious meals *sarcasm* and left the mall. We had a craaazy ride home. We blared the radio and rocked out to the tape that Darcy and I made him. 'Twas a good time!

Now, I'm watching Peter Pan. Captain Hook just sent him a bomb. I think its really funny that the crocodile makes a tick-tocking noise whenever Captain Hook sees it. And I never knew that the reason why the crocodile follows Captain Hook around was because when Peter Pan chopped off his hand, he fed it to the crocodile and he liked the taste of the good ol' Cap'n so much that he stalks him now! Haha. Disney always makes me laugh. I also felt really bad for Nana, the dog. She looked so sad!! And George, the father, always got mad at her, but she was just trying to clean up the children's nursery!! What is even that!? Psh! Cruelty to animals, I tell ya!